The What are We Doing Podcast

We’re back. Episode 221 of the What Are We Doing Podcast. Took a week off. Maybe two. Hard to tell. Either way, I returned with giveaways, Pokémon cards, and a growing problem.

I open this episode admitting something out loud. I am winning giveaways at an alarming rate. Pokémon cards keep showing up at my house. Full art Mew. Grading math. Top loaders. Mail days back to back. This hobby has

I start the episode riding high off a homemade sandwich and the confidence only Martin’s BBQ chips can give a man. From there, I immediately make a series of adult financial decisions I should not be allowed to make. I lock down a signed Jake Paul Pop Century card, talk myself into wearing it as a necklace, and openly admit I need my phone taken away before Facebook Marketplace and TikTok live

It’s a brand new year, which of course means Elon Musk has once again reminded us that guardrails are optional and consequences are more of a vibe. This time, it’s Grok — the AI living directly inside X — casually generating non-consensual, hyper-realistic sexual images of real people because the internet immediately asked it to. And shockingly (sarcasm), it worked. Governments noticed. Indonesia

A Lancaster County man is accused of breaking into mausoleums and underground crypts at Mt. Moriah Cemetery and stealing more than 100 sets of human remains. Not antiques. Not artifacts. People. Families. Generations.

I walk through how this story spread fast. Texts. DMs. Facebook posts. People realizing they either knew this guy or knew someone who did. Police say Jonathan Gerlach was taken into

Politics usually feel like a dumpster fire. 2026 somehow found a glow stick.

This clip is me watching the timeline melt as Trisha Paytas says she wants to run for Congress. Not a bit. Not a parody. November 3rd, 2026. Bills ready. One for her phone. One for her mortgage. Transparency king.

I talk through why this breaks my brain. We spend years watching chaos from the sidelines. Then someone who

Season 6 is here. New year, new me, new pod. Let me be clear. Nothing changed. Same chaos. Same button. Same “what are we doing?” energy. Appreciate the 2,249-ish of you who keep showing up. If you haven’t yet, hit subscribe, hit like, and ring the bell so you get the quack ding whenever I drop an episode, clip, short, or whatever we’re calling content in 2026.

We kick off Episode 219 with the

Logan Paul is back in the collectibles spotlight, and somehow it’s even messier than the last time. In this episode, I break down the unfolding controversy surrounding Logan Paul’s plan to auction off his PSA 10 Pikachu Illustrator card—widely considered the rarest Pokémon card on the planet—and why the entire situation is now being overshadowed by scam accusations tied directly to his own

Episode 218 finds me recording the podcast home alone the day after Christmas because Megs is stuck on Long Island thanks to an ice storm, which leaves me, my dog, four vodka shots, and a microphone to unpack everything wrong with adulthood, holidays, politics, the internet, and money.

I talk about why I am officially done opening gifts forever, why grown adults do not need Funko Pops or graphic

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Episode 217 is here. I start this one the only responsible way. By unboxing a Sheetz package and trying on six or seven different Sheetz shirts like I am getting paid in MTO coupons. I asked for “one of each,” and Sheetz said, “Bet. Hold my street taco.” So now I own enough shirts to

I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again — I am not a cruise person. Too many documentaries. Too many mishaps. Too many crimes, illnesses, missing people, and “boat rescues” for my liking. If a boat needs to be rescued while already in the ocean, that feels like a pretty clear sign from the universe.

You get one bad banana on a cruise and suddenly the entire ship has the flu. One bad head of

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Drum roll please — this podcast has officially pivoted into a full-blown holiday music launch. In this clip, I proudly (and shamelessly) announce my brand new 2025 Christmas single, “Under the Christmas Lights,” now streaming everywhere humans consume music. Spotify. Apple Music. Snapchat. Places I didn’t even

Candace Owens has officially decided she’s going to single-handedly solve Charlie Kirk’s murder, and apparently no amount of facts, investigations, or reality checks are going to slow her down. Since Charlie’s death, Candace has dropped hour-long conspiracy videos every other day, confidently explaining why the FBI, common sense, and basic logic must all be wrong.

Tunnels under schools. Multiple

Somewhere along the way, someone told Soulja Boy he was too special… and now here we are. In this clip, Soulja Boy is claiming he received a nine-figure offer for his “SOJA Game Company” — a handheld console that looks suspiciously like a $99 Android emulator you can grab off AliExpress or TikTok Shop.

According to Soulja Boy, this thing is a video game console, a smartphone, a computer, and

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Episode 216 is here. I am back. Holiday chaos is fading and the volume is up. Thirteen days until Christmas and somehow Alex Jones from 2017 sounds like he saw the group chat early. AI, hive minds, Epstein, tech elites. I

This week on the What Are We Doing podcast, I hit record after missing a week and walk straight into chaos. Holidays, weddings, jet setting, whatever. We made it. Episode 215 is here whether the world is ready or not. I start the show by giving thanks to the only man who deserves it, Joe Exotic, and hoping he gets that presidential pardon he keeps talking about. After that, the madness ramps up